she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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