3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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