new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked