Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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