he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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