omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
porn star boner night. come get it.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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