Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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