Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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