worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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