Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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