Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that's an acceptable place to lick
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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