doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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