Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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