Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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