Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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