Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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