I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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