I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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