I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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