Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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