Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I have post one night stand depression
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