Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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