Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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