i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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