why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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