I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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