i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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