Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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