I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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