ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So many bounce houses so little time
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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