You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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