Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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