Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Drake has all the answers
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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