No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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