Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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