Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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