My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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