I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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