so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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