Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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