i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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