Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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