I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
