You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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