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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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