If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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