Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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