I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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