i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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