oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think I sprained my soul last night
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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