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(845): View more from New York

think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.

(812): View more from Indiana

I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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(205): View more from Alabama

you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.

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(773): View more from Illinois

You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra

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