Nicole vs. Life
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it