Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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