Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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