I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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