This girl is more easily done than said...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
