So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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