There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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