Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just tell him i said nine months
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We need to get me chipped asap
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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